What happens when Bendo speaks...

The American Medical Association, in association with the American Psychiatric Association, has identified a new neurosis based on a certain type of communication.

The type of communication in question has been coloquially termed as Bendo-Speak (See DSM-4 for Diagnostic Statistics and Pathology), and has been known to induce strage convulsive reactions in many of the subjects observed during a double-blind clinical study.

Below is a sample of the common reaction to 'Bendo-Speak' (WARNING: The image is not for children, or those suffering from heart problems!)

Subject after 30 seconds of exposure to Bendo-speak