Last_Bar_Standing

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Walks in and turns chair down at the tables and unlocks Pool tables. Turns on wall lights and warms up kitchen grills and deep friers. Double checks beverage pumps, Flips on switches for the Arcade machines and the open sign.

Sets Jukebox for random selection and sets out Peanuts at the tables. Ready for business.

LVS pockets the bill, "Dude, you really messed my pants up good."He then tosses Viper a cold stake for the jaw.

Viper takes in the condition of LVS's jeans, and says "Suffer. You need new ones anyway."

"Hey! they had character! You don't just 'REPLACE' a good pair of jeans."

Dread simply sits in a dark corner, nursing his beer, with his feet up on a chair across from him. His sidearm is dangling from a shoulder holster, and his rifle is propped up against the wall within easy reach.

"Live entertainment. Very nice."

Elwell reaches down an grabs the crumpled form of Mage, still unconcious on the floor. With a grunt, Elwell heaves him up,and looks at LVS.

"If you don't quit yer bitchin, I'll throw this at you! I'm not afraid to use it!"

And, to illustrate the point, Elwell heaves the limp, lifeless body of Mage into Dread's corner of the bar.

Dread gauges the flight Mage is on and figures that he's going to land a couple of tables away. Perhaps even on one of the tables. Sure enough, the body does indeed land on a table, scattering chairs and breaking the top off and flipping it back through the air to land on Rob's toe.

Walks back in the door with a new case of A1 sauce and sets it down on the back counter. not much crowding tonight....

And, as Rob is speechless, I'm assuming I've given him a concussion by dropping the table top on his toe. Too bad.

mage wakes up and eats delicious cake as if nothing happened

mage wrote:

mage wakes up and eats delicious cake as if nothing happened

*drools* I want to marry that thing

happypenguins wrote:

mage wrote:

mage wakes up and eats delicious cake as if nothing happened

*drools* I want to marry that thing

mage knows what women want

indeed

Ok Who Barfed on my pool tables!?

>_> wasn't me

It was team effort.

Dread wrote:

It was team effort.

lol

takes down pool stick and persues Mage and other "guilty' persons around the bar.

Serves you right for serving rotgut,LVS... If you served descent stuff, you'd have to pay a lot less for felt...

Gooood morning all. It's brrrrrrrrreakfast time

LVS pulls the draft down and fills up a pint of the bars best Dark Beer and drops some fries in the vat.


looking around the bar it looks too quiet. LVS hits the button behind the counter and a civil air raid siren begins to wail.

HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last_Valk_Standing wrote:

LVS pulls the draft down and fills up a pint of the bars best Dark Beer and drops some fries in the vat.


looking around the bar it looks too quiet. LVS hits the button behind the counter and a civil air raid siren begins to wail.

HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no more alcohol for you!

I made kool-aid! lmao it's not the HG brand either
my kool-aid is much better