The Shitty Movies Thread

post the shittiest movies you can find

Here's one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113376/

here's the plot

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Poor Gregory! After being released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium, all he wants to do is make the children happy. So Gregory reopens the old ice cream factory, and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day!

What's bad? I've seen this abomination on none other than scifi or as it is now "SyFy"
it's a typical gorefest but a cheesy one

about as cheesy as killer klowns from outer space, except klowns is good!

Here's another piece of crap, and this one I remember fondly!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384833/

FRANKENFISH or better known as the horrible CGI monster that
just won't fucking die

here's the plot... laugh away

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When the body of a man is found completely destroyed in the swamps in Louisiana, the medical investigator Sam Rivers is assigned to investigate the murder. He travels with the biologist Mary Callahan to the location where the victim lived in a floating house and he meets his family and friends. They find that Chinese snake-heads genetically engineered that belong to a wealthy hunter are attacking and killing the locals. While the group fights to survive, the hunter Jeff arrives with his team to hunt the predators. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

A series of brutal attacks in the Louisiana swamps leave the local police mystified. Sending in a coroner originally from the area and a biologist to investigate, they learn that a group of genetically engineered Chinese snakeheads are responsible. The fish chase the investigators upstream, where the fish trap them on a houseboat with several other locals. Meanwhile, a group of big-game hunters track down the fish. It all boils down to a fight for survival with the voracious predators slowly picking off the humans.

Seriously, this was the only movie I got pissed at because the monster just wouldnt die...
it had its fucking heart cut out and it was still alive

This one probably takes home the fucking gold....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/

2.4 star rating LOL

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Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror

It has the WORST CG I have ever seen....in all the attack scenes they used clips of real great whites, and whats even lulzier is whenever someone gets eaten, you see a clip of a real shark with its mouth open swallowing the people, and even that looks fake..

This movie looks like it was done with a 10 dollar budget

mage wrote:

now that's a piece of shit too, a classic piece of shit

Another turd of a movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0341564/

Scarecrow

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A high school outcast who lives in a trailer with his mother finally meets a friend. He wants to ask her if they can go the next step, but then sees her kissing another boy at a party. He runs home only to find his mother having sex with a drunk. He starts yelling, but is countered by the drunk when he suffocates him and makes him look like he hung himself. The scarecrow comes in when the boy's soul is pushed into it. He goes out for revenge.

stupid story, and a stupid movie

3.3 star rating

My sister got me Drangonball: Evolution for my birthday, turned out she got it as a joke gift. Not good, but not as horrible as I thought it was going to be.

mecha2241 wrote:

My sister got me Drangonball: Evolution for my birthday, turned out she got it as a joke gift. Not good, but not as horrible as I thought it was going to be.

a joke gift? I haven't seen it yet and I really don't want to lol, but I'll take your word for it

Trust me, I would never have paid for it myself.

I like the Super Mario Bros. movie. It's big, campy, cyberpunk-ish fun.

Several movies that are so bad that they are almost good, all from 1987-88....

Peter Jackson's first movie....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/

Rowdy Roddy Piper post-apocalyptic goodness...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/

One of Troma's lesser-known gems...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096310/